The Sacred Profane, Opening of Rifftrax of The Matrix

Opening of Rifftrax of The Matrix

Mike: So, what is The Matrix?
Kevin: It's not important. Just watch.
Mike: Botanists consider soil to be a matrix. Is this a soil-based movie?
Kevin: Shh, they're setting up the film.
Mike: How about the car? You have to admit it's a Matrix.
Kevin: That would be 'a' Matrix, not 'The' Matrix.
Mike: My cousin has one and he calls his "The Matrix."
Kevin: Would you please just watch?
Mike: It is a Matrix.
Kevin: You'll find out. Just watch.