September 2011
23 posts
Cosmetics tip for the ladies
If you have problems with chipped nail polish, use automotive touch-up paint. That shit never comes off!
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domoarigatoladyroboto replied to your chat: Opening of Rifftrax of The Matrix
That is a good one. Hell, they’re all good ones.
My favorites are
Jurassic Park
LOTR
Ocean’s Eleven
D-War
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Harry Potter
Eragon
Opening of Rifftrax of The Matrix
Mike: So, what is The Matrix?
Kevin: It's not important. Just watch.
Mike: Botanists consider soil to be a matrix. Is this a soil-based movie?
Kevin: Shh, they're setting up the film.
Mike: How about the car? You have to admit it's a Matrix.
Kevin: That would be 'a' Matrix, not 'The' Matrix.
Mike: My cousin has one and he calls his "The Matrix."
Kevin: Would you please just watch?
Mike: It is a Matrix.
Kevin: You'll find out. Just watch.
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meyechael replied to your post: What we love belongs to us.
you need to up the dose on your meds dude
If you’re passing out prescriptions I’m in!
What we love belongs to us.
I’m visiting my home town this weekend. I haven’t been there in about 15 years. I was thinking about it and worrying I would be an outsider. Then I got all indignant at the fictional people ostracizing me. It’s my home town. Mine. MINE!!! I grew up there and I have memories of there. Those memories serve as a property deed of the soul.
Then I was thinking about how we feel all...
For those about to rock
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thisonegoes replied to your photo: Alternate design.
I really like this one - it’s got a little more pop culture to it
Thanks! I need to find an artist working in metal to get these stricken.
Which of you aren't following me?
It’s so hard to figure out without the plugin.
Recommendation for people on Netflix
Kevin Spencer
Am I the only one?
I pronounce GIF with a soft g. Not like the peanut butter, but like saying ‘fig’ backward.
And am I the only one who thinks ‘soft g’ sounds filthy?
Horoscope
Contemplate domestic turmoil; abandon hope for future plans.
Can a woman with a bald pussy still get crabs?
Happy Labor Day!!
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Yup. That's a human ear, alright.
Blue Velvet
I feel like a chump
For breaking it off with her so quickly. I did it to spare her feelings. Because I felt like I would be taking advantage of her to continue. But I could be kissing right now. And if I’d pretended to like her more, I might have gotten laid. But no. So many people are in relationships for selfish reasons. I’ll never get what I want if I don’t go after what I want. Honor and...
Favorite movie quotes
“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.”
- Unforgiven
“People eye!”
- The Fifth Element
“Shit! Fuck! Piss! He’s got my brain! … That’s my fucking brain!”
- Brain Dead
“Put the fucking lotion in the basket!”
- Silence of the Lambs
A whole bag of Snyder's Honey Mustard & Onion...
“None of you seem to understand. I’m not locked in here with you....”
– Rorschach